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Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Time:12:12 am.
Because journals are a hotbed for existentialism:

What is the meaning of life? Twenty words or less. Bonus points for rhymes.
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Saturday, September 6th, 2008

Time:12:54 pm.
School starts soon! I'm either elated or terrified, but it pretty much depends on the weather.
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Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Time:9:04 pm.
Project Runway last night was (in layman's terms) a hot tranny mess.

It's times like these sort of I miss being part of the fashion industry.
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Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Time:1:12 am.
[just a note: this post is completely public, but not exactly on purpose... oops?]

Happy two months to me.

Devin, I need to talk to Mother and Pere, but they'll probably hang up on me if I call. Do you think you could pass on a message for me?
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Friday, July 18th, 2008

Time:4:42 am.
I can't believe the new season of Project Runway. Reusing challenges? When did they get so lazy?

Meanwhile, my voice is going.

[Nina, The Boys, Devin, and as an after thought, Candlewick]
Meanwhile, my voice is going. I sound like a frog when I sing.

It's pretty funny, actually.
[/Nina, The Boys, Devin, and Candlewick]
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Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Time:7:56 pm.
Le jour heureux du Canada, de votre Canadien français local! Aussi, l'anglais est une langue muette! Je l'aime personne d'autre dans ces livres ne sait même que je dis! Français pour la victoire! Sauf Devin. Salut, Devin! Je jure que je ne suis pas insensé. Juste hyper.
For English speakers: it's Canada Day, bitches.

Here's how it works: Quebec mostly doesn't really want to be a part of Canada. We'd really rather be French, thanks. I've never really gotten into the politics there much, though. I'd probably really rather just be Quebecois. French Canadians? Are sexy beasts. Sexier than French Frenchmen, even.

But some people maybe would say it doesn't seem like I want to be Canadian anyways, because I live here, in the beautiful city of Not Canada. But you know what? I love Canada. It's more socially accepting, it has better health care, and the best music scene in the whole fucking world. But there are people here who I wouldn't give up for all of Canada's undeniable awesome.

But I kind of like being the outsider. It means I get to do things like gripe about not getting the vote, even though I probably wouldn't go to the polls anyway.

Anyways. Canada. It has a day. And this is it. Hourra!
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Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Time:5:45 pm.
New game. I've decided I'm going to be wire tapped. And it's going to be fucking hilarious.

From now on, when talking to me on the phone you get double points for making references to the fact that I'm an immigrant. Also, triple points for mentioning that I have actually been to the middle east. Quadruple points for working WMDs or water-boarding in there somehow.
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Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

Time:4:00 pm.
Heyheyhey, I have a real job now. I'm at a Barnes and Noble.

[people who know about his Caroline issues]
[HUGE scribble--the pen and paper version of a keyboard mash]
I've got them! Oh god. What if I squick out before I can do the needle? Oh god. Oh god. This is really happening. Like... really, really.

Dieu. C'est réel.

I am for too excited for my own good, I think.
[/people who know about his Caroline issues]
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Monday, June 2nd, 2008

Time:3:40 pm.
Twenty-four! 24! Vingt-quatre!

Twenty-fucking-four, bitches.

This birthday, while being pretty fucking boring as far as what I can do now (smoke, drink, gamble, move out, blow shit up for justice) is still basically a giant accomplishment.

I'll tell you why:
-This is the first birthday in god knows how long on which I will not feel guilty for eating a metric ass-ton of cake.
-Because this is the first birthday in god knows how long that I am not a model.
-This is the first birthday on which I have pissed off my parents bad enough that they will not call me asking if I have found mister right.
-This is the first birthday on which I know for a fact that this time next year I will have done something productive with my life. Fucking finally.
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Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Time:9:55 pm.
[Devin]
I don't know what to do.
[/Devin]

[Nina and the boys]
I---- My mother is such a--- So, I may have been disowned-----

[added a few hours after the above scribbles]
So I guess I totally jumped the gun. No T until after she has a further assessment of my character. Like, I understand that they can't just give out drugs, but I doubt there are any junkies out their jonesing for a testosterone fix.

Whatever. Good things come to those who wait, right?
[/Nina and the boys]
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Monday, May 26th, 2008

Time:9:13 pm.
Resignation.

I can has?

So, I'm calling my parents toni--tomorr--wedne
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Saturday, May 24th, 2008

Time:10:50 pm.
[Nina and the boys]
Something just occurred to me.

I can't really drink after I start T. So. Anyone want to go get completely smashed while I still can?
[/Nina and the boys]

Things that are win:
-Having reasons to drink copious quantities of alcohol.
-Realizing that you don't actually have to listen to what adults say anymore because you are one.
-Getting your bike back from the shop after what feels like a very long time.
-Spending a whole day doing nothing productive (but still getting a lot done).
-Eating whatever you want because no-one can stop you.
-Did I mention I got my bike back?
-Throwing away embarrassing pictures.
-Watching action movies.

Things that are fail:
-The hangover you will get the day after drinking so much booze.
-Explaining to the adults in your life that they can't control you anymore.

Things that are win:
-Days when your 'win' list is longer than your 'fail' list.
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Monday, May 19th, 2008

Time:3:10 pm.
I am so bored. I am so bored. Sharona is in the shop for a tune up, so I have no transportation anywhere unless I want to use the subway.

Clue: I don't want to use the subway.

[Nina and the boys--after a few minutes thinking, Devin is allowed to see too]
So, I have an appointment with a gender-therapist next week. I've decided on talking to my parents before I see her.

Wish me luck?
[/Devin, Nina, Cian, and Marcus]
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Saturday, May 10th, 2008

Subject:Locked from Barr and Stoughton.
Time:1:20 pm.
Guess what. I got into the American Beauty School.

WIN.

[Nina and the boys]
So. I'm thinking of talking to the agency about leaving. And I'm thinking of talking to my parents as well. I have to do it at some point, anyway.
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Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Time:5:00 pm.
It was a long day. It's just about to get a whole hell of a lot longer, too.

[Devin]
I need to tell you something important, chou chou.
[/Devin]

[Nina and the boys]
So, I'm really going to need a drink in an hour or two.

Fair warning.
[/Nina and the boys]
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Saturday, April 12th, 2008

Time:4:07 pm.
[Private to Nina and the boys]
So my baby sister is moving to New York.

To live with me.

In my apartment.

Where I live.

[good long pause] I need a plan.
[/Private]

I want to get a dog. Devin! Voulez vous recevoir un chiot?
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Friday, February 29th, 2008

Time:10:15 pm.
Screw this! I'm changing my lent thingy. Not lying will kill me! I'm goddamn Pinocchio over here!

I'm giving up catholicism for lent! Not like I was a real catholic, anyway.
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Monday, February 11th, 2008

Time:8:13 pm.
[private to Nina and the boys]
So, I'm doing that cover my agency offered me. In a dress. Well. A dress-thingy.

But if any of you buy it I'll cry emo tears. Just a warning. 'Cause... you know, no lying during lent (crap, so, I already failed at lent [...] I think I need to repent, like, extra or something).
[/private to Nina and the boys]

Applications are crazy. College seems pretentious already, and I haven't even been.
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Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Time:7:50 pm.
For lent I give up unnecessary lies.

First truth: on easter I will lie like the fucking dickens all day, just for the fun of it.
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Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Time:9:30 pm.
HEY. Heyheyheyhey.

I have money.

When my job isn't busy sucking, it's pretty damn awesome.

[Close friends (Nina and her boys)]
They want to put me on a cover. Jésus. I'm conflicted. On the one hand, we have mad cash. On the other hand, we have humiliation. And possible wearing of dresses. Or worse, the wearing of no dresses.
[/Close friends (Nina and her boys)]
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